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01 Oct 2021 23:27  

This is just a story between Harkyn (Lords of the Fallen character) and Ashen One (dark souls 3 character). Please no not rage after reading this ok in the replies, because if you do, i feel sorry for your stinky ugly solaire’s sun. Now I shall begin, Story> Ashen One is trying to kill Soul of Cinder then Harkyn from his world hears the Soul of Cinders theme. So harkyn jumped to his world and killed soul of cinder right away, ashen one said ‘ hey im suppose to kill him not you!”, then Harkyn said ”oh well that just just very sad” I heard you like the solaires sun, do you hate it?” Ashen One said” uhh no of course not!!!” Harkyn said ” You need to hate! it!! no forget about th- the stupi- sun” Ashen One said ”WHAT did you just call my sun?” Harkyn said ”uh nothing what?” Ashen One said ”you heard me. tell me the truth what did you just named my sun” Harkyn said ”i called your sun a perfect sun!” Ashen One said ” no you didn’t it started with a S then a T”, Harkyn said, ok you want to spend your time with me arguing about that F**king sun!” AShen One said ”you just called my sun f**k” why?”, Harkyn said ” CAN YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR WHATEVER SUN” Ashen One said, ”you keep calling my sun names like whatever why?” Harkyn said ” STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!!!! OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU!!” Ashen One said’ I cant die, idiot, i canno-” Harkyn said, FINE DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL DO, PUT CAGES IN ALL YOUR BONFIRES SO THAT IF YOU WARP OR TRAVEL, THERE WILL BE CAGES AND YOU CANT GET OUT” Ashen One said, ”ok but how are you gonna put a cage in Archdragon area where the drakeblood knight is?” Harkyn said, ”WELL IM GONNA GO THERE AND PUT A CAGE!” Ashen One said ” then how are you going to go there? thats the question.” Harkyn said ”IM GOING TO USE MY ANCIENT PHONE OF THE GODS AND SEARCH IT UP HOW TO GO THERE! SO IM GOING TO DO IT NOW”, Ashen One said ” but look at your phone, it has no more battery…”, Harkyn said ” CAN YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH?” Ashen one said, ”i cant sorry, but im going to have to put my coiled sword through your stomach so i can make you as my bonfire ready?” Harkyn said ” I CANT DIE TOO!! I WILL RESPAWN AT MY RED SHARD AT MY WORLD!” Ashen One ” ok good its good that you’re not going to put cages around my bonfires that you forgot” Harkyn said ” IM GOING TO PUT IT NOW!’ Ashen One said” my bonfires have flames that will burn your cages to cinders that i can get out so HAHAAHA i dont care if put it” Harkyn said ” F*** YOU THEN F*** YOUR STUPID A*S SUN AND HERES WHAT IM GOING TO DO, PULL OUT THE SUNS CORE AND BRING IT TO MY WORLD”, Ashen One said” ok then go try hope you burn when those flames touch you” HArkyn said ” IM GOING TO FIND A FLAME RESISTANT SUITS ON SO THAT I WILL NEVER BURN,” Ashen ONe said ” where are you gonna find a flame resist suit, by time traveling to 2020, there are people there who crafted flame resistant suits on” Harkyn said ” I WILL GO THERE AND GET SUIT AND PULL OUT THE SUNS CORE WHILE YOUR STUPID PLANET FREEZES ALIVE!! So Harkyn went to the sun and tried to get the suns core and it almost was on his hands so he melted to death but he has dark souls 3 suns core on his hands then it was duplicated to the sun so the dark souls 3 sun is still okay but he has the duplicated sun, Now he has the sun brought to his world destorying all universes of the games because he was extremly pissed at the ashen one so the univerese he destoryed is SKYRIM,and these skyrim people said ”whoa what is that large explosion, it came from those dark souls 3 idiots!! aaaarrrarrarghghghghgh!!!” so they died and OBLIVION, DIABLO 3, GTA 5 WORLD, FALLOUT 4, MORTAL SHELL, BLOODBORNE YHARNAM WORLD, gerhman the first hunter said, ”whoa that came from that stupid guy from lords of the fallen!!!! I HATTED THAT GUYYY ARHRHRGHRRGHRGHR!!!”, and the diablo 3 nephalem guys just said, ” oh who cares it just a sun from lothric, i have 768 Million defenseso why should i care?? it just tickles me!” then thats THE END

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CREDITS ACTORS HARKYN (LORDS OF THE FALLEN CHARACTER) ASHEN ONE (DARK SOULS 3 CHARACTER) SKYRIM PEOPLE ( ELDER SCROLLS V SKYRIM), DIABLO 3 NEPHALEM (DIABLO 3 CHARACTER) THE END